MAMC Recruitment 2014 Apply online | www.mamc.ac.in : MAMC Junior resident recruitment 2014 online application form is available on the official website www.mamc.ac.in: Maulana Azad Medical College (MAMC) has announced an employment notification for the recruitment of 575 Junior Resident posts in various hospital/institutes of New Delhi. Application are invited from the eligible and deserved candidates to fill up junior resident vacant positions are purely on a contractual basis. Coming to the educational qualification, aspirants should be passed MBBS Degree from a recognized university or equivalent institute those are eligible for these MAMC junior assistant vacancies 2014. Coming to the age limit, applicants age limit should not more than 35/38/40 years for General/OBC/SC, ST category candidates respectively as on the last date for receipt of application form. Applicants must be registered with Delhi Medical Council before joining of the post, if selected. Before applying candidates should ensure that they fulfill the eligibility criteria for the post as on the date of eligibility. The candidates who are eligible for this 575 Junior Resident jobs can visit the official website www.mamc.ac.in.
Some Funny Jokes !
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the Bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the man to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
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Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, 'I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.'
The other asked, 'Did you put it to sleep?'
'No, of course not,' said the first, 'I had its teeth sharpened.'
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the Bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the man to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
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